he is such a Elliot
Get the elliotmug. "Man, I'm so fucking horny I could fuck a hole into a slab of granite."
"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"
"I guess that'll have to work."
"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"
"I guess that'll have to work."
Get the Light-bendermug. A body of water that falls between the definitive boundaries of what is a pond or a lake.
Ponds are more shallow than lakes.
We all know that …but a man-made pond that is deeper thank a lake is a plake.
Ponds are more shallow than lakes.
We all know that …but a man-made pond that is deeper thank a lake is a plake.
“That’s a great looking pond you made.”
“Thanks, but it’s actually a plake.”
“Come again?”
“Ponds are more shallow but this on has a 26’ deep area so, by definition, it’s neither a pond or a lake. It’s a plake.”
“Thanks, but it’s actually a plake.”
“Come again?”
“Ponds are more shallow but this on has a 26’ deep area so, by definition, it’s neither a pond or a lake. It’s a plake.”
Get the Plakemug. That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.
Get the the fool's golden rulemug. whor3forzayn is a fan account of zayn even though they rarely post about him and post more about Bella but okay their also a VERY attractive person and shes iconic LIKE what else do you need in a person and another way to describe whor3forzayn is perfection.
Get the whor3forzaynmug. 
