This is not that fun Northern California jog that everyone describes. In fact, this is actually a horrible type of situation that happens to unsuspected long term jail or prison sentence inmates. Especially when you're romp'd out, hyphy, got a lot of time on your knees I mean hands, and just took a 69 rhino pill. You better bring napkins. Jizz is what it is.
I'm not listening anymore to Bay Area rap. Too many homos. Shitty run fun is because ya'll get down.
Get the Shitty run funmug. 
You have overcome boredom. You're not bored anymore, you're insane.
Now you are unstoppable.
Go fight a wall or something.
Now you are unstoppable.
Go fight a wall or something.
Get the q17w23e5r18t20y25u21i9o15p16a1s19d4f6g7h8j10k11l12z26x24c3v22b2n14m13mug. 
Get the digantamug. 
A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Get the Hungarian Turkey Slicermug.