Get the The Three G'smug. 
A form strong brown male with 30 inch horse cock who will test your asshole apart no matter you are because the hammer of mystic is unisex bitch.
Get the panthammug. 
Get the Shanicemug. A state of mind, religion or way of life.
State of mind: knowing that you know nothing there for you know everything you need to know, knowing your wrong because your never right and by knowing your always wrong then you know your always right.
Religion: accepting everyone for the way they are and what they believe because you know that your just as fucked as the rest of them there for your the same, put simply accepting who and what you are.
Way of life: treating everyone the way you want to be treated good or bad because you know anything someone does to you is ultimately what you want them to do to you because it simply is a part of you doing it to yourself.
State of mind: knowing that you know nothing there for you know everything you need to know, knowing your wrong because your never right and by knowing your always wrong then you know your always right.
Religion: accepting everyone for the way they are and what they believe because you know that your just as fucked as the rest of them there for your the same, put simply accepting who and what you are.
Way of life: treating everyone the way you want to be treated good or bad because you know anything someone does to you is ultimately what you want them to do to you because it simply is a part of you doing it to yourself.
Get the Peachismmug.