Migual is a short Dominican that is always making jokes. He considers himself top of the food chain but really is a small fish. He has the confidence of a god with the body of a midget. He is alway trying to help and has a good heart. A good friend and a loyal one. Migual will alway be someone you should consider having around , even if it to look taller or have a best friend.
Mishel: I want a husband
Migual:Hola mami qué es lo que my name is Migual the husband u can fit in ur pocket.
Migual:Hola mami qué es lo que my name is Migual the husband u can fit in ur pocket.
Get the migualmug. 
Get the sanyuktmug. The divine combination of the two holy elements: Cum, and honey. This sacred amalgamation transcends all other purpose and meaning in life, not only on Earth but within the Universe and even over God himself. Cumney is the way, the truth, and the light; achieving the ultimate ratio between cum and honey, and loading the holy serum into a syringe as to inject into oneself, will allow the individual to ascend beyond humanity and become one with God.
“Did you hear what mike did last Friday night? Dude put his paycheck’s worth of cumney in a furnace to crystallize it, and broke it down into power so that he could snort it all in one sitting. Crazy stuff dude.”
Get the Cumneymug. 
Get the Aadritimug. The 3rd Best Lake in the Tri Lakes Area of the North Country. Full of dip packers under the age of 15, Tupper is filled with some of the lowest test scoring kids in New York State. The only good thing Tupper ever had was a factory that is now drug HQ of the town. Tupper Lake High School is one of the best places you can get mugged. The teachers are about the meanest son's of bitches you could ever drag out of the trailer park downtown. Tupper Lake is one of the leading towns in Upstate New York for inbreeding.
Tupper Lake Dick: Hey, you wanna go buy some china white heroin behind the OWD factory in Tupper Lake?
Saranac Lake Dick: Screw You, SL forever
Saranac Lake Dick: Screw You, SL forever
Get the Tupper Lakemug. 