Schnarf, also known as Snörp, is a really aggressive and sus person, he always says no homo, but as soon as he arrives at home he want to fuck the fuck out of you.
Klotz: Please don’t fuck me....
Schnarf: Turn around and shit the fuck up you little whore!
Klotz: OMG MY AAAAAAASSS
Schnarf: Turn around and shit the fuck up you little whore!
Klotz: OMG MY AAAAAAASSS
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He who is very wonderful, the bestfriend you will ever get, a very intelligent man both street and book smart and he surely loves money. Lie to him once and there he goes. Never begs for anything sometimes may even seem perfect but finds it really hard to express how he feels. Has too much pride, it sometimes gets in the way of his relationships. He loses people he loves because he couldn't get over his pride and say what he feels but overall an amazing man with a very big smile that lights up the room.
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