Chris has a massive cock
Get the Chrismug. When a bloke lies on his back, performs the Plow Pose pose which involves placing your knees beside your head. You then spit into the sky and try to catch it in your bumhole.
My m8 Danny loves too pull off The Danwell Special before going to sleep every night. Combining yoga and satisfaction.
Get the The Danwell Specialmug. A Haitian dad’s mistake of forgetting to have his son’s first name registered as Paul and middle name as Leon, instead he merged the two which makes Pauleon
Get the pauleonmug. 
Get the Diofuckermug. 
