Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.
Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)
Get the Go sleep near a pianomug. Raising prices for no reason other than a business being busy. Started with Uber, now anyone with the power to do so wants to raise prices on a whim.
Thanks to surgeflation, my $5 footlong cost $23 because there were 6 people in line for the lunch rush.
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A new-age/more civilized hippie who can usually be found journaling in an Eno in the middle of the forest, wearing Chaco's or Birkenstocks and athletic shorts (always ready to hike or go on an adventure at any moment), a backpack with a CamelBak water bottle attached by a carabiner, and with dreadlocks (all over or just one or two). The phrase "save the world" in their vocabulary is interchangeable with "travel the world and meet cool people from different cultures" (usually talking about Africa).
Brooke is Brooke
Get the Brookemug. NTR or Netorare, (jap. 寝取られ, 寝(ne) as in 寝取られ means "sleep", in this case, "the lover's sleeping with someone (cheating)". 取られ(torare) is a noun coming from 取られる(torareru), "have something stolen/robbed".
It is a genre of anime (most commonly found in hentai), with a specific idea at its centre - cheating. It has a (main) story where the protagonist has his/her lover stolen by someone. The sex in an Netorare hentai/NTR hentai will focus more on the couple that is having an affair together, rather than the married or dating couple whose relationship is being violated. Netorare/NTR usually has a female character as the one who is cheating on her husband or boyfriend, but it can also be a male character as well sleeping with other girls. Quite often, Netorare hentai/NTR hentai end in depressed, regretful, and rage-filled characters rather than happy endings.
It is a genre of anime (most commonly found in hentai), with a specific idea at its centre - cheating. It has a (main) story where the protagonist has his/her lover stolen by someone. The sex in an Netorare hentai/NTR hentai will focus more on the couple that is having an affair together, rather than the married or dating couple whose relationship is being violated. Netorare/NTR usually has a female character as the one who is cheating on her husband or boyfriend, but it can also be a male character as well sleeping with other girls. Quite often, Netorare hentai/NTR hentai end in depressed, regretful, and rage-filled characters rather than happy endings.
Get the NTRmug. 
Shes so amazing and is a wonderful friend. Youll want to date her and if you get a chance do it, give her your whole world, hold her hand, show her off, kiss her every morning. If you break her heart shell be hurt but never tell you. She cries more than shell ever admit so make sure to ask her if shes ok and when she says yes look her in the eyes, hug her, and tell her i know your not. Shes so beautiful and amazing never let her go. If you ever break up with her youll never fully be over her, everynight youll think of her and theres nothing you can do to stop it.
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