Godstime is often a tall human been and very confident. Has a big ego and most times never make sense but still make you laugh anyone would be happy to have a Godstime in their lives.
Teacher:What's 1+1?
Godstime: 2 because adding 1 and 1 together mean your calculating.........(speaks for 500 years)
Godstime: 2 because adding 1 and 1 together mean your calculating.........(speaks for 500 years)
Get the godstimemug. 
Vladislav is a name given to the hottest guys with biggest dicks (over 300km) dude if they cum there will be a cum tsunami and never fight them btw they're Russian-Japanse Moves and jutsus can beat you up every vladislav has a stand because they are strong like jojos and very clever but if vladislav sees a girl rip just rip she is gone be happy for the whole week vladislav is stronger than chuck Norris and goku that's he's not even using a 0,00001% of his power against them bruh yes vladislav is always wearing Adidas Gucci russian gopnik clothes and has always a vodka bottle with semetschki in their bag bruh just dont forget to run if u see a vlad and if you are a girl try not to squirt at least 5 sec that's impossible so vlad is very cool and hot and he's body is sexy and he has a sixpack he's big dick is gonna to destroy the universe
Vladislav is a mafia boss with big dick and lots of money he's gangsta moves can make every girl squirt a whole month
Get the Vladislavmug. 
