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by anonymous May 13, 2021
Get the tanne mug.A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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Widely known as the nickname for the last name “Flygare”. It can also have various meanings depending on context, for example: swear words, objects, and action words.
Flygg off you dumb flygg!
Bro you already know we flyggin.
Dang dude your flygg is huge.
Dumb flyggy, she thinks I’m a simp.
Can we flygg please?
Bro you already know we flyggin.
Dang dude your flygg is huge.
Dumb flyggy, she thinks I’m a simp.
Can we flygg please?
by anonymous October 2, 2022
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Get the Priyash mug.Regarded by a great many as "The Beyond" or the full send, it vastly exceeds a basic level of tiredness one could expect from a 8 hour day labouring at work, from there the scales tip and Overtired is introduced, once this is endured, overtired is replaced with a inner feeling of being trapped in a twilight transient state and often involves a fuckload of speed, weed and a deprivation of sleep at 72 hours.
The effects of Tiredader taking hold is
: snorting OD worthy sized lines of amphetamines
:tired but not tired
: mumbling words
: inability to perceive sentences or complete basic tasks such as acknowledging existences of others for brief periods of time and a improved ability to disconnect from reality.
:hallucinations
: thoughts/feelings like you need to take a shit but due to the cook and not eating you've got nothing to expel
The effects of Tiredader taking hold is
: snorting OD worthy sized lines of amphetamines
:tired but not tired
: mumbling words
: inability to perceive sentences or complete basic tasks such as acknowledging existences of others for brief periods of time and a improved ability to disconnect from reality.
:hallucinations
: thoughts/feelings like you need to take a shit but due to the cook and not eating you've got nothing to expel
"Fuck me, that Tiredader had me snorting lines big enough to restart a dead man's heart in my dream, i woke up with speedbleed straight out me bloody nose, then i realised I wasn't asleep at all!"
by anonymous December 20, 2020
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