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the greatest giants head coach of all time has number 300(rip chief keef) retired for the miami hurricanes. he’s a 13 time heismen trophy winner. smokes 400 cigars before every game
i love lebiquidous
Get the lebiquidousmug. 
An exceptional creature matched with grace intelligence and fun.her angelic expressions make you believe how much she's innocent but actually she's a clear example of a smart person who can dump you.the perfection she's drawing makes you frenzy to know more about her.curious and ambitious she's going with the fleek.nothing can describe her wisdom and her philosophy definitely she nailed to be rare and attractive by her beauty and her high intelligence score but sometimes she interacts with her environment strangely.
She's taroub.my eternal favorite person
Get the Taroubmug. A system partner is when someone dates a system and all of that systems alters don't date anyone except that person. Other systems can be system partners but singlets can also be system partners
"___ is my system partner, not all of us date them but we wouldn't date anyone except them"
"Cool but please let me out of your basement"
"Cool but please let me out of your basement"
Get the system partnermug. Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Get the Takotsubo syndromemug. 
Pandesal is a filipino bread. It's delicious so FUCKING DELICIOUS THAT I'D KILL MYSELF FOR MORE PANDESAL. Anyway the reason why it's called pandesal is because the spanish term is "salt bread". Pandesal is a famous bread at the Philippines. Malungay Pandesal is delicious btw.
Get the Pandesalmug.