A name of a fucking dumbass bitch who won’t shut the fuck up. If this is ur name ur an annoying lil bitch who no one likes. If you find a gurneha, run the other way. If you don’t have one in your live count that as a blessing.
(In the living room)
‘Ugh Gurneha’s coming’
Gurneha: ‘hiiiii your in the living room’
‘Yeah no fucking shit’
‘Ugh Gurneha’s coming’
Gurneha: ‘hiiiii your in the living room’
‘Yeah no fucking shit’

when you're cleaning your ears with q-tips and you hit the spot that tickles the back of your throat and it makes you want to cough.

A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.

Coming home shitfaced from a party/bar to your sleeping girlfriend, laying over her and proceeding to go throw up twice.
*comes to bar*
“Hey man my girlfriend is waiting for me at home. I think I might be pulling a Zdibor tonight.”
“Hey man my girlfriend is waiting for me at home. I think I might be pulling a Zdibor tonight.”
