The act of masturbating while working remotely (particularly during quarantine). This may involve watching porn in lieu of logging into a Zoom meeting.
Dude, my wife walked into my home office and caught me with my pants around my ankles in a telecumference.

The absolute mega chad. The fattest cock and the biggest bank. He never flexes, hes humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Has all the friends you could want, is the best sports player you could ever meet, always friendly to others and caring about his close friends. Ethan the best guy you could know

A stress cause by Gom Gom from Mozambique and the stress effects the side of the head sometimes the whole head
