"I put my joint in a windowsill so my parents wouldn't find it, and it froze overnight. So I microwaved it to soften it up and when I took it out of the microwave it was like opening Pandora's Box."
Get the Pandora's Boxmug. 
A term used to explain how and why the simplest and least complicated jobs become a complete the balls-ache and take a great deal longer than anyone ever anticipated
Ref Kaman Seasprite
Ref Kaman Seasprite
Get the Seaspritemug. Melich is one of the cutest guys you will ever meet. Best person to have a relationship with cause he is a keeper. Very hardworking and goal oriented, so if he loves you he'll definitely do anything to get your love. Loves having fun mostly drinking and making jokes.
I love Melich.
Get the Melichmug. 
