Get the Jeffery Dahmer that hoemug. 
unxax is better than you
Get the unxaxmug. The slight erection one gets to show appreciation of someone. Particularly in a nude non-sexual environment.
More than flaccid, less than a half-chub. As opposed to an inappropriate raging boner.
More than flaccid, less than a half-chub. As opposed to an inappropriate raging boner.
Get the courtesy chubmug. "i just felt a pookie"
“We were laughing so hard I accidentally let out a little pookie.”
“Girl, that yoga pose almost made me launch a pookie rocket.”
"Not me trying to act classy at brunch and then slipping out a pookie.”
“It wasn’t just a sound… it was a prophecy. The pookie had spoken.”
“We were laughing so hard I accidentally let out a little pookie.”
“Girl, that yoga pose almost made me launch a pookie rocket.”
"Not me trying to act classy at brunch and then slipping out a pookie.”
“It wasn’t just a sound… it was a prophecy. The pookie had spoken.”
Get the Pookiemug.