Dude. I have the same problem as you, but both of us need help. stop now, do your work, and forget about this keyboard spamming journey.
person 1: mqnwbevrctxyzuioplkjhgfdsa
person 2: bro get some help and turn in the assignment there's a minute left
person 2: bro get some help and turn in the assignment there's a minute left

Portmanteau of "Skill Issue", a phrase often used by gamers and social media users in general to point out someone's shortcomings, no matter the scale of the mistake(s) made. Modern equivalent of Epic Fail, Git Gud etc.
"Dude I can't even beat the first boss of Dark Souls, how do people speedrun this game?"
"I think you might just have a skissue, lol!"
"I think you might just have a skissue, lol!"

Saying a lot but with no meaning, especially used within the innovation or tech industry as typically seen on LinkedIn. Usually done by people that jump on a current hype like the Metaverse, NFTs or AI.

Nonstop repetative barrage of nonsense or. Nonsensical usually ending with an outburst of vocal and physical temper tantrum
