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Jake Connelly 

Captain of the Harvard hockey team, Jake Connelly is the hottest off campus/Briar U boy. He just hits different. He is a fucking god and he managed to pull the goddess that is Brenna Jensen.

Hannah wells: “Jake Connelly is so handsome”

Garret Graham: “ shut upppp”

Jake Connelly by 🐒 August 10, 2021

Phantom hands 

DORIAN HAVILLARD

“Manon is a lucky girl”
Because of the Phantom hands

Phantom hands by 🐒 December 29, 2020

Dorian Havilliard 

Daddy phantom hands is The sweetest kindest most intelligent boy who is so accepting of his friends. He is in love with badass witch called Manon but there is a lot of tension between him and his bestie chaol. His fav Disney princess is Elsa and he loves his puppy, he reads a lot and bring Sweets and Chocolate to friends in need

I think I’ve met the perfect person

“You met king Dorian Havilliard!!!”

Dorian Havilliard by 🐒 December 29, 2020

MeatBlazer Challenge

When you oil up your penis, and set it on fire while spankin the monkey

Yo fucking cunt Tommy are you gonna try the MeatBlazer Challenge tonight.

MeatBlazer Challenge by 🐒 December 12, 2019

Frieda

Frieda is a funny cheeky girl

Frieda is cool

Frieda by 🐒 July 27, 2017