
a swag man with infinite amount of swagness, if you see him, don't look at him for too long. You'll become blind.

Showing off your true alpha by any means necessary. Often ghosting women or overpowering your beta friends. Polar opposite of a SIMP!
“Ya I alphad that bitch”
“Dude you just alphad the hottest girl in school!!”
“I can’t believe you won that fight! You alphad him!!”
“Dude you just alphad the hottest girl in school!!”
“I can’t believe you won that fight! You alphad him!!”

Glooping refers to when you are just a slime, a lump of meat that just went limp. You can still move in this state but all your bones will be gone in order to gloop.
