more than most and more combined. cannot be one-upped

A drunken simp with an average dick who's retarded enough to be funny. He will talk about guitar pedals for hours and because of that he gets no bitches. He's a little bit desperate so woman flirt with him than reject him after for the lol. He is the emoest simp

Something that is too big, extremely large, too much or that has been taken to a certain extent of point of view or perhaps no return.
“...Ladies and Gentlemen, the volume inside of this bus is ASTRONOMICAL. It is way too loud...” — @SnarkyMarky
“The disrespect is astronomical.”
“How much was that Paulina Rubio ticket?”
“Dude! That ticket price was astronomical.”
“Aren’t you going to buy the new game console at Best Buy?”
“No, the line last year was astronomical. Never again!”
“The disrespect is astronomical.”
“How much was that Paulina Rubio ticket?”
“Dude! That ticket price was astronomical.”
“Aren’t you going to buy the new game console at Best Buy?”
“No, the line last year was astronomical. Never again!”
