Man: What a cute little negronugget! Who’s the father?
Woman: I can’t remember. But if you want to date me you have to pay for babysitting and adopt him as your own.
Woman: I can’t remember. But if you want to date me you have to pay for babysitting and adopt him as your own.

Maxym Malm is the type of person to be a little bitch, but also he is a charming little boy, I just want to have him for a snack

To hate/dislike lesser known/looked down upon hobbies due to them not being mainstream without ever having tried said hobbie

A Tumblr Word and phrase that describes brutally misinterpreting something to the point it’s a whole new post or not comprehending something so horribly wrong that it’s a whole new sentence.
Comes from the Tumblr post where someone says “the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” “HOW DARE YOU SAY WE PISS ON THE POOR!” /j
Comes from the Tumblr post where someone says “the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” “HOW DARE YOU SAY WE PISS ON THE POOR!” /j
An example
Person 1: “My friend was talking about this show that has depictions of incest and how it was pretty good”
Person 2: “INCEST IS SO BAD BRO YOUR FRIEND LIKES THAT SHIT??”
Person 1: “piss on the poor right there what the fuck?”
Person 1: “My friend was talking about this show that has depictions of incest and how it was pretty good”
Person 2: “INCEST IS SO BAD BRO YOUR FRIEND LIKES THAT SHIT??”
Person 1: “piss on the poor right there what the fuck?”
