Get the lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololmug. When a wild monke comes out of a forest and fights you wins by throwing a metal monke at your head and you drop your tennis ball and it blesses it for the fuckin Albuquerque gods and names it mr creamy testical
Oh no that monke came out of the forest and attacked me by throwing a metal monke and I dropped my tennis ball so the monke got the
fuckin Albuquerque gods and named the ball mr creamy testical
fuckin Albuquerque gods and named the ball mr creamy testical
Get the Mr creamy testicalmug. they are beautiful brunette and ash blonde pretty wonderful amazing lovely caring sweet amazing gorgeous cute awesome adorable so so so so beautiful all the indian men want us. the best people you will ever meet. they are super mean and will make fun of you. but deep down they still hate you. they are always caught in the back of art class doing their makeup and getting ready for the end of the day.
tripp: wow is that chloe and meryam
matt: yea it is
liam: wow they must be talking bad about us rn
jaiden: yea.. definitely
matt: yea it is
liam: wow they must be talking bad about us rn
jaiden: yea.. definitely
Get the chloe and meryammug. 
A combination of a crevice and a ravine. Synonymous with every day words such as crack, crevine is a more sophisticated option, offering nuance to your vocabulary.
Oh no, Cal! My phone just fell down that crevine!
goodness gracious me, I can see that man's crevine!
goodness gracious me, I can see that man's crevine!
Get the crevinemug. 
Get the Shag a donkeymug. 