A decent-sized orb that humans happen to live on. It is quite dangerous considering lots of people die there. The Earth revolves around the sun, but the sun needs to stfu because it is a pick-me and it's not always the center of attention.
Hello bob, where do you live?
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.
Get the Earthmug. To swap the poop grease of one's asshole with the asshole grease of another by scissoring each others o-rings together
Get the Grease Swapmug. A really cool guy to hang out with. he can be super annoying sometimes and makes you wanna kill him but a really caring person. loves to do favours for his friends specially his best friend. he has a crush on a girl in his school, she is out of his league but anyways lets move on. he thinks he is the really good looking, no doubt he is, but sometimes he acts kinda self centred. No hate to sangu, he has a sunshine personality. Has good sense of humour, really tall and some what over weight. Hmm... he is a virgo. also a mumma's boy.
Get the sangrammug. 
That guy is such an Aydrean
Get the Aydreanmug.