/ˈeɪtʃ-ɛm-ɛks ɛf-pi-ɛs/
noun
1. A mythical FPS gamer whose name echoes through the servers of Rust and Escape from Tarkov. Known for single-handedly stomping the Rust old recoil mainscene like a chad, bringing shame to every AK beam enthusiast with nothing but raw aim and iron will.
2. In Tarkov, HMXFPS became a pre-inertia myth and legend, a time when chads floated like ghosts through Labs corridors. He was the Labs runner of centuries—no one managed to tame him, outgun him, or even spot him before it was too late.
3. Sporting a 150 K/D and a 95% survival rate, some say he installed fear.exe into Killa’s AI and caused Rogues to desert their posts. Others claim Battlestate nerfed inertia just to give the rest of us a chance.
4. Defied every game ban ever thrown at him and came back stronger each time—like a digital revenant with cracked aim and zero mercy. VAC, EAC, BattlEye—none could hold him.
noun
1. A mythical FPS gamer whose name echoes through the servers of Rust and Escape from Tarkov. Known for single-handedly stomping the Rust old recoil mainscene like a chad, bringing shame to every AK beam enthusiast with nothing but raw aim and iron will.
2. In Tarkov, HMXFPS became a pre-inertia myth and legend, a time when chads floated like ghosts through Labs corridors. He was the Labs runner of centuries—no one managed to tame him, outgun him, or even spot him before it was too late.
3. Sporting a 150 K/D and a 95% survival rate, some say he installed fear.exe into Killa’s AI and caused Rogues to desert their posts. Others claim Battlestate nerfed inertia just to give the rest of us a chance.
4. Defied every game ban ever thrown at him and came back stronger each time—like a digital revenant with cracked aim and zero mercy. VAC, EAC, BattlEye—none could hold him.
Used in a sentence:
“Bro, I swear I just got clapped by HMXFPS. Dude moved like Tarkov still had zero inertia.”
“He beamed me from 200 meters without missing a shot—had to be HMXFPS, the old recoil demon himself.”
“Bro, I swear I just got clapped by HMXFPS. Dude moved like Tarkov still had zero inertia.”
“He beamed me from 200 meters without missing a shot—had to be HMXFPS, the old recoil demon himself.”
Get the HMXFPSmug. Belief in or use in Fetishes. The compulsive use of some object, or part of the body, as a stimulus in the course of attaining sexual gratification, as a shoe, a lock of hair, or underclothes.
Get the fetishistmug. 
(Specifically in written forms and not someone just having a good time with their prounouns)
A thing I want to white out everytime I see it
A thing I want to white out everytime I see it
Get the He/shemug. 
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
Get the Polish Hand Grenademug.