Donny said his favorite thing in the world was to have his dirty ass eaten out by a complete stranger…that was before I introduced him to my neighbor’s shit-n-peanutbutter loving schnauser Max Peen and his Humpday $5 dogjobs.
Get the Dogjobmug. This Day is for the most beatiful and best sucking girl. If u have Birthday on this Day ur the lucky one and should give ur Friend a suck.
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When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.
Get the toilet 2formug. 
a term used to describe someone who chews/nibbles on their clothes a lot when they are wearing it, typically one the neck of their shirt.
Get the nibitermug. the hottest girl that could give you karma and is the nicest girl you could possibly meet she is a really smart person and has a lot of attention and really popular and can get a lot of friends
Get the Nashllymug.