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-definitely not written by Czhen
-definitely not written by Czhen

A tradition whereby the birthday boy is carried by his friends. And his legs are spread open by the friends carrying his legs. After that, the friends will run and carry him into a stationary object, eg; poles or trees. Thus, crushing his nuts. Additionally, while performing this tradition, you can shout "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!".
Victim: Guys, today is my birthday! Do I have any presents?
Friends: Yeah sure! We have a present called Aluma. It contains nuts though...
*Immediately carries victim and rams him into a pole*
Friends: Yeah sure! We have a present called Aluma. It contains nuts though...
*Immediately carries victim and rams him into a pole*
