Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!
A clobi is a very special person. Clobi's are very unique in their own way and their behavior might seem a bit weird and mobfer-haft to you at first, but once you get to know them you'll learn to love them (as much as possible). If you get your hands on a clobi, make sure to hold them tight because they like to run away with their short little legs. They are often short, blonde, have blue eyes and NEVER fall on the stairs at the school cafeteria.
Person 1: Wow bro, did you see that Clobi fall on the stairs by the school cafeteria?
Person 2: No bro, Clobis don't do that.
Person 2: No bro, Clobis don't do that.