Usually dark haired and dark eyed. A Robelto is a person who is daring, fun loving and extremely active. Though he may come off as mean, he is truly just shy with people and takes his time getting to know someone but if he likes you then he will be the best friend you could ever have. Knowing a Robelto is a blessing in your life because once you get him out of his shell, he is a sweet, loving and caring person. Never doubt a Robelto trust because no matter what, he always has your back. Robelto is the type of person who is impossible not to envy. With his perfection and sweet ways. He just has that X factor you dont find in any other guy! A really loving boyfriend who you could bring home to met your mother!(usually your whole family will fall in love with him then too) , he just has that effect on people, and he will always put a smile on your face no matter what mood your in!. No stranger to advances from women as there is usually a queue lined up trying to get to him, his sexual energy is unreal/amazing so you can understand why this is!! He is completely faithful and honest the best boyfriend/husband you could ask for. Usually dont give second chances so don't piss him off!
All in all a remarkably beautiful individual inside and out!!
All in all a remarkably beautiful individual inside and out!!
Robelto has got it going on .
The Sexual Act of taking a dump on a Persons Chest then rubbing your Penis in it and then having sex
Loving, caring, and hilarious. Also can mean a daredevil ready to take on anything in including big bottles of alcohol
Fortado is derived from potato
A rarely used common phrase used by popular niche celebrities. This group of individuals loves to hate the poop. Specifically, generally they prefer the unwanted feces of L'Hopital.
"You girls are sucking my penis like a bunch of Poop Swarmers." -Ron Jeremy
"It's a me, L'Hopital!" -Poop Swarmers (in a Mario voice, from hit movie Super Mario Bros. (1993), directed by Rocky Morton and Anabel Jankel, starring the Goombas!) {with poop in their mouths}
"It's a me, L'Hopital!" -Poop Swarmers (in a Mario voice, from hit movie Super Mario Bros. (1993), directed by Rocky Morton and Anabel Jankel, starring the Goombas!) {with poop in their mouths}
The worst females you will ever come in contact with. They act very nice and trustworthy until they take your money and fuck your brother.