's definitions

oohoo

A reaction to something weird or shocking.

Oohoo what the fuck

by anonymous November 24, 2020

Nerdette

A female nerd

“Wassup nerd.”
“I’m a woman…”
…
“Wassup nerdette.”

by anonymous January 2, 2025

captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Ilakri

The sweetest boy.

He deserves a world 💗

“I love ilakri so much”

by anonymous November 25, 2021

deacan fanny

a guy named deacon who has a pet lizard that is also disbaled.

that guy must be a "deacan fanny" his lizard is disabled

by anonymous October 13, 2021

The Davis

When your boyfriend’s parents make you break up with your girlfriend.

My boyfriend’s parents made us break up. The Davis sucks.

by anonymous April 8, 2022

Bruce Jenner

Any automatic or manual transmission

I was out racing over the weekend and smoked the clutches in my Bruce Jenner

by anonymous May 23, 2022