Moffat is a shitehole in scotland that attracts loads of bullshit tourists for some strange reason, aww we’ve got is a co-op, a few parks, and the local teenage alcoholics that appear everywhere on a saturday night
If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.
Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."
A very beautiful, gorgeous loyal woman fun to be around. Will always make you laugh. She loves to be happy and almost always is.Doesn't judge others. Marilyn's are usually very slim, has curves. Nice butt & average boobs.
She takes no shit from others, is very confident & is proud of who she is.shy girl who tends to have a hidden crazy side. Shell laugh at almost anything . She's the type of girl who's picky about who she hangs out eith,very loyal and intelligent.she often has hazel eyes is normally short and has a range from light brown to brunette hair. You can tell Marilyn anything she will listen and never judge you for what you have to say you can trust her with all your secrets as long as you dont take advantage of that trust, or if you do she will never see you the same. She may only have a few close friends but always happen to be a bit taller than her. If you ever have an Marilyn your life its a best idea to keep her around.Wen your around her, you get a sense of happiness that makes you wanna stay near her in a non-creeper/stalkerish way. She loves and is loved but wen things come down to it, her decisions will ultimately be what she believes is ryt and beneficial. Marilyn's are emotional gangsters and act crazy at times like can't stop laughing for no reason n do stupidness but enjoy their self.
She takes no shit from others, is very confident & is proud of who she is.shy girl who tends to have a hidden crazy side. Shell laugh at almost anything . She's the type of girl who's picky about who she hangs out eith,very loyal and intelligent.she often has hazel eyes is normally short and has a range from light brown to brunette hair. You can tell Marilyn anything she will listen and never judge you for what you have to say you can trust her with all your secrets as long as you dont take advantage of that trust, or if you do she will never see you the same. She may only have a few close friends but always happen to be a bit taller than her. If you ever have an Marilyn your life its a best idea to keep her around.Wen your around her, you get a sense of happiness that makes you wanna stay near her in a non-creeper/stalkerish way. She loves and is loved but wen things come down to it, her decisions will ultimately be what she believes is ryt and beneficial. Marilyn's are emotional gangsters and act crazy at times like can't stop laughing for no reason n do stupidness but enjoy their self.
Mark:Hey uk that girl over there she is focking hot and seems to be a Lil crazy😂
Jan:Oh yeah her name is Marilyn she is huh?
Mark:Ueah u think I can make friends with her?
Jan:Sure she's not mean at all she likes new friend.
Jan:Oh yeah her name is Marilyn she is huh?
Mark:Ueah u think I can make friends with her?
Jan:Sure she's not mean at all she likes new friend.