Definitions by ♥🗺☠

Pipehitter 

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."

Pipehitter by ♥🗺☠ June 21, 2021

lindy 

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb

cooking with fire is lindy

lindy by ♥🗺☠ June 18, 2021

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"

Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

Crack open a cold one with the boys by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

DAO

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so

DAO by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

when you're bored and you fingers have a breakdancing seizure on the keyboard

INternet lurket: Hmm... qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Also INternet lurket: 2ewqhuj21jiuo2wjioe32kope32kop4lp[th-[tnr6pltnrkpo[b[,4bl,3vomb42ko4bko4,m6e+-4k6*-k46w*-4kw6-*2j4+-24h32mk13kop13gio`````````````````````````````

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021

Harvard 

Another word for Entitled, Rich, and Overrated

Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*

Harvard by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021

Beautiful new BLOO. passport

The parssport that Boris Johnson wants all Brits to have

Does Brexit... Make my passport expire? No, but that does mean you are entitled to a beautiful new BLOO. passport

Beautiful new BLOO. passport by ♥🗺☠ June 12, 2021