Definitions by ♥🗺☠

geriatrocity 

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity

geriatrocity by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

president of russia 

Me

America's favorite president of russia

president of russia by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

42 

The number of dead kids in my basement

Me: *Puts in 42, expecting "hitchiker's guide to the galaxy" jokes*
Urban Dictionary: *gives me 420 jokes instead*
Me: What the fuck??

42 by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021

Penis 

mine is small

Penis is fine

Penis by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021

I 

am fucking retarded

I really am

I by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021

прусская зима 

Когда россия вторгается в германскую империю во время Первой мировой войны, но они оттесняют русских солдат, и в россии одновременно идет коммунистическая революция, поддерживаемая немцами

офицер: как продвигается вторжение?
солдаты: сэр, прусская зима отталкивает нас. нам нужно отступить или мы умрем
офицер: надежды не осталось. давай просто убьем себя

прусская зима by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021

prussian winter 

When Russia invades the German Empire during world war two, but they get pushed back, and Vladimir (John) Lenin decided to start a revolution backed by the Germans

General: How is the invasion going?
Soldiers: Sir, the prussian winter is pushing us back

prussian winter by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021