♥🗺☠'s definitions

Cumbrain

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems. They typically act perverted and a threat to women.

Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain. Call the cops

by ♥🗺☠ October 1, 2021

︻╦̵̵̿╤──

The emote faces' favorite rifle

( う-´)づ︻╦̵̵̿╤── (˚☐˚”)/

by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021

Cockwallace

unparliamentary language

9. no unparliamentary language (i.e. don't say Cockwallace)

by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021

Aberdee

The only location in the UK where smoking cannabis is legal

Bei'isl m8: So, ya can smoke a much weeds as you woant?
Kiltic Lad: Yeah, M8. Especially at ol' Aberdeen

by ♥🗺☠ June 1, 2021

bad

someone who is sexy beyond mean

dam they hella bad
who's bad?

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

gay cold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho

by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021

Sminking

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general

John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs

by ♥🗺☠ December 19, 2020