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Definitions by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine

Someone who will throw all her female friends under the bus. A Camille is not trustworthy, but fun for the guys at work.
A Camille started working here lets get her to go drink on guys night out.
Bad for a baby name. The name of the most promiscuous girl in the school. A half horse half person being that is opposite to a Centaur in greek mythology. A Camilla has a horse head and a human body. Don’t have children with a Camilla, they cheat and lie.
Hang out with a Camilla to get experience and Marry a Dianna for great kids.

Manscape 

A crotch bush shaving tool for men to look like they are pre pubescent.
He is rejecting his manhood by manscaping. He wants to be a child. He manscaped because he wanted to sing in the opera.

Pubic Beard 

A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.
David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.

Grimes Musk

The smell of pubic hair on a man after burning man.
Did you smell grimes musk on that dude when he walked by.? He is going to have trouble entering the default world.

XYY Musk 

The first Genetically Engineered Child of Elon Musk and Yolandi of Die Antwoord fame. Elon choose to create a super soldier child. He did this due to the fact that he named the male child with Grimes with only an X chromosome which denotes female. Yolandi was not touched in this incident thankfully. The fertilization was done in vitro and genetic info manipulation was preformed at a lab supervised by Aldous Huxley. Elon in star style did ask for electronic current run through a river killing local fish in Canada for Tesla Motors. 500kg of fish floated to the surface on the day of conception.
XYY Musk is training in MMA in order to protect his aging father Elon Musk of Tesla Motors.

Grimes Musk

The smell of sweaty under arm hair in the last day of Burning Man.
Wow did you smell that Grimes Musk when those 2 walked by?