*****

Guy 1: *****
Guy 2: Did you just swear?

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im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

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2059

It is time to STOP LOOKING UP THE YEARS! I, BORROWED the time machine from the last guy who stole the time machine and smashed it so that we can't TRAVEL ANY MORE!!

Guy 1: What will happen in 2059?
Guy 2: The universe may not exist.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Or ROBOTIC OVERLORDS WILL TAKE OVER OUR WORLD!!
Guy 2: Or we will have a futuristic city!

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1 2 4 5

What Gaben counts to. He forgot a number.

The cycle of Gaben
Guy 1: 1 2 4 5
Guy 2: Wait, you forgot 3!
(Repeat)

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Real Definition

Top 10 hardest things
1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

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