's definitions

telecumference

The act of masturbating while working remotely (particularly during quarantine). This may involve watching porn in lieu of logging into a Zoom meeting.

Dude, my wife walked into my home office and caught me with my pants around my ankles in a telecumference.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Timeonas

A really cool Lithuanian guy who deserves more definitions of his name on Urban Dictionary. He's super chill and always fun to vibe with, although he can be really annoying. Probably has weird friends as well

Timeonas is really chill, we're like best friends

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of grizzly dip

Come here girl and give me a sloppy dallas

by anonymous October 15, 2020

tawkia

a unique and very smart person, a cringy but funny girl/boy/person as well.

hey can you ask tawkia to help me with my homework? thanks man!

by anonymous October 15, 2020

shawty the baddest

ADDISON RAEEEEEE

addison rae.... lil shawty the baddest.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

August 29th

August 29th

August 29th is the national kill your husband day.
Because women don't need a man.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob from a male or female while their mouth is filled with dip or dip spit

(Redneck prostitute) Hey do you want a Sloppy Dallas for 20 bucks. (Random Hill Billy) Hell yeah brother

by anonymous October 15, 2020