You gave your bitch Kraft Mac & Cheese for her April 3 Birthday & she broke up with you?! Dawg you gotta step up yo game—Mushroom Fettuccini, please.... And cook it next time, bitch!
The sun, bcuz she’s hot & everything revolves around her. Funny. Absolutely not a doodoo on a stick covered in corn, dipped in sour cream & hot Cheeto dust. 🥱🥱🥱🥱 also called lafoofoo