Bro you were wheezed last night.

Acronym for “Premature ‘Tendy Yank”
A premature tendy yank occurs in ice hockey when one team is down a goal or more in the last few minutes of the game, pulls the goaltender sooner than traditionally expected. “Yanking” the goaltender with 5 minutes left when you are down two goals is considered too early and usually results in an empty-net goal to pad the stats.
A premature tendy yank occurs in ice hockey when one team is down a goal or more in the last few minutes of the game, pulls the goaltender sooner than traditionally expected. “Yanking” the goaltender with 5 minutes left when you are down two goals is considered too early and usually results in an empty-net goal to pad the stats.
*Two guys are watching the hockey game*
Bro #1: That’s a PTY right there
Bro #2: *sips beer* Yep, sure is.
Bro #1: That’s a PTY right there
Bro #2: *sips beer* Yep, sure is.

Me: Dude, can you believe it, out of the blue she brings up that old story again. I thought that was old biz.
Friend: She Comey'd you bro!
Friend: She Comey'd you bro!

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