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Let's Just Be Friends 

The dreaded curse uttered by a witch when banishing an unsuitable male partner to the friendzone.
Ashley: "Hey, let's just be friends."
William: "Okay." (internally screams in anguish)

Looks Ladder

Also referred to as the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, it is an X/10 rating (where X is a number between 1 and 10 inclusive) is a rather unimaginative and extremely arbitrary scale used to quantify a female's attractiveness, with 1 designated as "very unattractive" and 10 as "really fucking hot". The resultant number is often used a noun, sometimes numerator only.

It is to be noted that the final verdict of one who uses the looks ladder on a female is held as an objective truth and totally not biased at all.
"I would rate Zoey 8 /10 on the looks ladder."
"Last night, I banged a 7."
Looks Ladder by Ἀπολλύων October 19, 2016

Ackermann function

In the computational sciences, the Ackermann function (represented as A(m,n) is the simplest example of a total function (a function defined for all possible input values) which is computable but not primitive recursive, which was originally formulated to disprove the once-common belief that every computable function was also primitive recursive, but is now used to generate absurdly large numbers to horrify mathematicians.
Calling the Ackermann function with (4, 4) as its parameters is already too large to calculate for most computers.

xkcd's number calls the Ackermann function with Graham's Number as both of its parameters.

xkcd's number

An extraordinarily colossal number that is calculated by calling the Ackermann function with Graham's Number as its parameters.
The actual value xkcd's number is unknown as most mathematicians cannot grasp its true form without suffering from PTSD-inducing nightmares.
xkcd's number by Ἀπολλύων September 16, 2016
A competitive sport played in Minecraft. Gameplay consists of deleting blocks under you feet while running around in an arena. The goal is to delete the blocks so that other players will fall through while avoiding the same fate yourself. Spleef is a pun on the word Grief.
I'm bored, hey let's play spleef!" "Sure!
Spleef by Ἀπολλύων September 26, 2010
A word that means "fuck you later". Can be used in text messaging or Internet porn chat.
goin so soon il fckul8er
fckul8er by Ἀπολλύων June 16, 2010