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a dream you've had before

A game on roblox, containing a yellow room, carpeted stairs, notes, and special floors. Some special floors are: Floor 16, the sideways room. Some rooms have no lights, room 52 has a key to the basement. Sometimes the rooms are underwater, and sometimes it's winter in the rooms. Some rooms starting from floor 91 are like floor 16 but way harder. You have to complete those to get to floor 108. There is a box on floor 108, and if you type floor 7 or floor 9 on it, you get teleported 7k floors up. The basement is like the main rooms, but the further you go, the more dark it gets. Far into the basement floors you will hear screaming. If you do not type in the box in floor 108, you are forced to stop at floor 700. Floor 10000 is very lonely... If you hear someone say "Shh, be quiet" do NOT move. If you do, a shadow figure will be at the top of the stairs to the next floor, and if you go near it you will die, and when you die, you will have to start all over again, since your floors don't save. You may hear Russians in the chat sometimes. Some people mistake this game for being the backrooms. How do I know? Experience.
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The Backrooms

March, 2019.
The world is full of memes, suspecting nothing.
4Chan is doing its thing, finding the original images of creppypastas, but little did they know, they were about to give birth to one.
A user posts a yellow office type building, endless with yellow walls, moist carpet, and yellow carpets aswell. It was on "Liminal Spaces" community in 4Chan. But what would start off as a single image would soon to be known as much more. Over the months, it grew more and more, until they gave it a name.

"If youre not careful and accidentally teleport out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms. Here it is nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow plasteres along the walls, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and about 600 million square miles of randomly connected blank rooms where you will be stuck forever. God save you if you hear something, because it çəřþªīñłý hears you."

This disturbing description haunted most of 4Chan. Some people turned it into a dead meme, while others had tried to expand the whole logic.

You have been here before.
I'm stuck in the backrooms, level 0, level 1, all of them I've been to. I can't escape it.
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Person universe version 2

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when you try to fall asleep by touching buttons.
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