Definitions by уour mum

Emergency Food 

See also: Paimon

Traveller: Emergency Food
"Hey! That's even worse than being a mascot!"

Emergency Food by уour mum August 21, 2025

fahrenheit 

Impractical temperature scale used by my country

someone: It's 80° out
expectation: *burns to death*
reality: nice weather

me: Why am I still alive?
americain: It's fahrenheit 'round dese parts, not celsius

fahrenheit by уour mum July 2, 2025

metric system 

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres

When will the US use the metric system?

metric system by уour mum July 2, 2025

italian brainrot 

Cursed AI images with funny italian text to speech, started in April 2025

Person 1: Did you see the new Italian Brainrot meme?
Person 2: Yeah, It's so funny

italian brainrot by уour mum April 23, 2025

football 

a game that my country calls "soccar" and calls handegg "football" to add confusion

Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg

football by уour mum April 2, 2025

what the fuck is a mile 

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

what the fuck is a mile by уour mum April 2, 2025

Ы 

a russian letter that is extremely hard to pronounce for non-native speakers

I'm a russian learner that finally learned to pronounce Ы but half the times I question myself if I actually pronounced it right

Ы by уour mum March 28, 2025