уour mum's definitions

school

see: hell

school is hell on earth

by уour mum December 10, 2024

microwave

a compact cooking oven. there is also a joke saying that running a microwave at 3am is the loudest thing in existence

me: i gotta heat my spaghetties
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by уour mum December 16, 2023

football

a game that my country calls "soccar" and calls handegg "football" to add confusion

Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg

by уour mum April 2, 2025

Emergency Food

See also: Paimon

Traveller: Emergency Food
"Hey! That's even worse than being a mascot!"

by уour mum August 21, 2025

Ы

a russian letter that is extremely hard to pronounce for non-native speakers

I'm a russian learner that finally learned to pronounce Ы but half the times I question myself if I actually pronounced it right

by уour mum March 28, 2025

italian brainrot

Cursed AI images with funny italian text to speech, started in April 2025

Person 1: Did you see the new Italian Brainrot meme?
Person 2: Yeah, It's so funny

by уour mum April 23, 2025

MM/DD/YYYY

The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.

As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing

Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH

Today is actually 23/10/2024

by уour mum October 23, 2024