I thought everybody knew that you do not stop to chitchat when you are trying to pick up a pair of pliers with your feet, so you can then try to cut the handcuff chains that shackle you to a dentist chair that’s across the room from a dying dude who’s about to tranzombiefy.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 01, 2013
An evolutionarily challenged individual who can’t get past attraction to ostentatiously ornate vehicles.
Our soon-to-be-ex mayor made an appearance at the Auto ‘n’ Cycle Show – courting the Chromeagnon vote.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 14, 2011
Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 16, 2010
Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013
when typing, you instinctively know where on the keyboard sits a given key, and you ready the designated finger for that zone – but you still have to look, in order to avoid a typo-ridden text.
People without training usually start out with the one-handed hunt and peck technique, and gradually progress to the two-handed, knowing-what-you’re-doing-looking, zone typing.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2012
As a fish-fowler, I can watch cute little calves , lambs, and piglets without feeling like an evil mammalibal
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 30, 2018
It was all Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth ‘til the fight broke-out and, next thing I knew, it was Police Navidad.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 24, 2011