Afghaniscram

Afghaniscram /noun/ a hastey withrawel from Afghanistan
Since before Alexander the Grate, armies have been pulling afghaniscrams.
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Shopping Nazis

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name
whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 21, 2012
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LOI

When she heard her betrothed would wed another, she was crying on the outside, but LOI.
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beanergy

(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans

(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.

(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.
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crack of dawn

a wakeup hit of rock that gets one on his/her feet and able to compete with the other urban zombies for enough cans or whatnot to afford more crack
I recognized a guy who was once a top jock at school - now, crouched behind a dumpster, smoking his crack of dawn.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 17, 2013
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googspell

Verb: to google something just to find its correct spelling
Before you post that list of names, you’d better googspell it.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 25, 2011
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can dance

the act of balancing on one foot and using the other foot to flush a public toilet
I’m not a germaphobe, but in public washrooms I always do the can dance.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 02, 2013
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