ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

Punday

a designated day of the week, month, or year, in which everyone may make stupid puns all day

When I’m the boss, we’ll be having Punday every week.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 30, 2014

Eye-sockey

Another word for Ice Hockey.

Nowadays, it's more in the minor leagues that they play the old Eye-sockey.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 16, 2019

percation

perpetual or permanent vacation

Some would like to win the big lottery so they could be all rich and powerful – while others, such as I, would just wanna take the dough and go on percation.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 11, 2012

greeting orbit

When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.

We strolled through the crowd arm in arm, she knowing everyone and stopping to chat - me knowing nobody and in perpetual greeting orbit.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 24, 2009

tweetography

an autobiography written with fewer than 160 characters, which one posts on twitter

Unless it’s the certified account of a well-known person, you can’t believe any bragging you read in a tweetography.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 20, 2011

Gramma-phone

(1) A phone call to ones grandparents.

(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver.

(1)You should make a gramma-phone at lease every other month.

(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 4, 2009

Peewee-Hermanize

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.

The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 17, 2009