bone-afide

to be genuinely fucked

When video of the hockey riot was televised – the chief vandals realized they were bone-afide.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2012

Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012

Saturdaddy

a divorced or separated father whose work schedule allows him to take custody of his kids only on Saturdays

He takes his kids to Playland, suffering the over-crowded, sticky-candy, ride-barfing fun - like the good Saturdaddy he is.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 13, 2014

brewski-haha

a few beers & a few laughs

At my work, Friday is always 'go for a brewski-haha day'.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 22, 2018

TLJ

a reproachful look from a grumpy old-timer / referencing Tommy Lee Jones at 2013 Golden globes

I was minding my own biz, hosing down my patio in the winter rain, wearing shorts, flip-flops and no shirt, when I noticed some oldster across the courtyard giving me a TLJ.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 23, 2013

waist management

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 02, 2014

OA

short for “objection: argumentative” \ generally used to avoid or nullify a negative question or remark

Whenever his ex asks him a question, he infuriates her by answering with OA.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 23, 2011