wiper-tempo

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.
There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 06, 2014
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Afghaniscram

Afghaniscram /noun/ a hastey withrawel from Afghanistan
Since before Alexander the Grate, armies have been pulling afghaniscrams.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 25, 2021
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Shopping Nazis

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name
whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 21, 2012
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LOI

When she heard her betrothed would wed another, she was crying on the outside, but LOI.
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alamodevated

adj: to be adamantly chic \ or obsessive about pie with ice-cream
He is so alamodevated, he bought a whole new wardrobe – the height of fashion - but the real reason is that his old gear won't fit anymore, 'cause he's turned into a giant alamodevated dessert freak.
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pentagoon

noun: an obtuse member of the US Department of Military Defence, aka, “The Pentagon
This wannabe "Glorious Leader" is sure to be liked by the military-might-is-right pentagoons.
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Kama Scootra

A book describing how to perform sexual acrobatics on a Vespa.
They say two key factors in practicing the Kama Scootra are good balance and a cooled-down engine.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 04, 2011
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