ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

augmentitties

breasts that have undergone surgically augmentation

You should have seen the dancer's beach-party -- a riot of augmentitties.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 17, 2010

can dance

the act of balancing on one foot and using the other foot to flush a public toilet

I’m not a germaphobe, but in public washrooms I always do the can dance.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2013

chisel of lawyers

term for a group of lawyers / collective noun, e.g.: gaggle of geese, flock of sheep, parliament of owls, gawk of tourists, etc.

Justice may be blind, but the Judge ain’t; meaning: you can’t be representing yourself when the other side has a whole chisel of lawyers.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 23, 2012

wiper-tempo

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014

racial slurpee

metaphor: overt, in-your-face racism / derivative of term ‘racial slur’ and 'Slurpee', an ice-cold flavored drink sold by the 7-Eleven company

We're often served a “reality sandwich”; and sometimes, it comes with a racial slurpee.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 19, 2013

downton-abbey

adj: when people of great wealth believe themselves to be more important than people of relatively modest means /

derived from TV series "Downton Abbey"

Just because you've had such unreal luck in the market, there's no need to turn all downton-abbey on us.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 12, 2013

supersillyass

A story/movie/TV show with a premise that's beyond ridiculous.
Also: a laughably stupid public figure.

(1), I tried to get into that new TV series about the FBI supernatural-phenomena squad, but it's just too supersillyass for me.

(2), How could they reelect that supersillyass twit?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 23, 2009