Vanshower

another name for Vancouver, BC, Canada – referring to the city’s excessive amount of rain

A pack of blessings light upon thy back,
Whilst needs be I sit tight within my shack.
From the torrential rain this day I shrink and cower.
‘Tis the price one must pay as a dink in Vanshower.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 28, 2013

hoodwanked

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 18, 2016

pronunciation chickenshit

worried whether to use what you know to be the proper pronunciation of a name and seem pretentious to some, or to use the name’s more common mispronunciation and seem a dunce to others

I’m always a pronunciation chickenshit when it comes to “Vincent van Gogh”.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 21, 2011

meangle

verb: to meander/mingle ones way through a large function

I’d expected a smallish barbecue, but it turned out to be a monster garden party – through which we meangled for hours.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 12, 2012

Saturdaddy

a divorced or separated father whose work schedule allows him to take custody of his kids only on Saturdays

He takes his kids to Playland, suffering the over-crowded, sticky-candy, ride-barfing fun - like the good Saturdaddy he is.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 11, 2014

smun

a smutty pun

He sees himself as quite the smoothy with the ladies, but he’s just a total bore with a bunch of corny smuns.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 29, 2011

boneography

when lovers take pictures of themselves making love

Her mother freaked when she found the stack of boneography.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2011