muffie

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.
He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009
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hooligeezer

A senior citizen who is overly enthusiastic about football (soccer).
We were enjoying a peaceful pint at the Dover Arms until all the rowdy, old hooligeezers showed up.
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snorrowful

to be both sad and boring
(1) His latest waste of film is the most snorrowful movie I've ever almost sat through.

(2) Whatever you do, don't mention breakups; the tears will start flowing and she'll become your snorrowful sister.
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racial slurpee

metaphor: overt, in-your-face racism / derivative of term ‘racial slur’ and 'Slurpee', an ice-cold flavored drink sold by the 7-Eleven company
We're often served a “reality sandwich”; and sometimes, it comes with a racial slurpee.
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MEOW

acronym for, Morning Erotically Obsessed Woman (or Women)
Beneath her demure businesswoman persona was a wild child who awoke each day gripped by MEOW.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 02, 2011
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fridane

adi: to be of or alike the cheerful spirit of Friday afternoon \ (antonym) mondane
After a long and profitable week, a fridane atmosphere set in.
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mondane

adi: to be of or alike the gloomy spirit of Monday morning \ (antonym) fridane
After rain all weekend, the atmosphere at work was mighty mondane.
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