ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

Crookocrat

any of the wealthy conservatives pretending to be decent citizens, while having made their fortunes by illegal means

Generally speaking, the biggest campaign contributions come from the biggest Crookocrats .

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 25, 2020

wisengeezer

a smart-alecky senior

Most social workers in training who're sent to the urban community centers get confused by the wisengeezers.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 12, 2014

naïvetéser

noun: naïveté about how seriously pin-headed Taser-wielding cops & airport security take themselves

Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 19, 2013

softistry

erectile dysfunction

Not that I'd know, but apparently, nowadays, they have some good drugs for overcoming softistry.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 28, 2010

Oh My God Particle

the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”

I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

muffie

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

BlackBerryBerry

an illness brought on by excessive texting

Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 16, 2010