lesbotically challenged

a term for when a closeted gay woman cannot bring herself to act on her desires

My aunt said that she stopped being lesbotically challenged when she skipped school one day and went to see “Thelma and Louise” – where she realized “Something crossed-over inside her, and she couldn't go back.”

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 09, 2013

R.I.P.P.

for Rest In Peace and Pleasure / modernization of R.I.P. for Rest In Peace

He said, “When I cash-in, I’m gonna R.I.P.P. in the after-hours of the afterlife."

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 13, 2012

bone-afide

to be genuinely fucked

When video of the hockey riot was televised – the chief vandals realized they were bone-afide.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 12, 2012

Saturdaddy

a divorced or separated father whose work schedule allows him to take custody of his kids only on Saturdays

He takes his kids to Playland, suffering the over-crowded, sticky-candy, ride-barfing fun - like the good Saturdaddy he is.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 11, 2014

smun

a smutty pun

He sees himself as quite the smoothy with the ladies, but he’s just a total bore with a bunch of corny smuns.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 29, 2011

boneography

when lovers take pictures of themselves making love

Her mother freaked when she found the stack of boneography.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2011

hoodwanked

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 18, 2016