zelatrix

A female, generally of the fundamentalist evangelical persuasion, who's mission, as given to her by her god, is to illuminate to the ungodly the errors of their ways. Irritating, nosy, self righteous, pigheaded, and unbending.

She was a zelatrix, and no one in her neighborhood could escape her wrath or eagle eye.

by ô¿ô November 04, 2009

CPS

Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.

What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?

by ô¿ô December 06, 2009

shardborn

Born or produced in crevices.

The shardborn idiot was the lowest of low lifes.

by ô¿ô May 16, 2007

ebobabble

Ebonic nonsense. Slang used by blacks in America to sound "cool".

A typical ebobabble greeting is "Yo bro. Whazup?"

by ô¿ô July 02, 2008

Hooter Thunket

One who is caught unawares by a surprising fact, event, or idea. A person invented by John Hartford in his song of the same name.

He was such a Hooter Thunket, he never believed Barack Obama could be president of the United States.

by ô¿ô February 28, 2011