15 definitions by +Fizza+

blackjack

1) a v scrumptious sweeticle, black n long
2) a security guard or bouncer (occasionally a police officer)
3) at party, any kind of authority like a teacher or a parent

1) "mom, you eat all fuckin 8 of dem blackjacks?"

2) "hold up, dat blackjack's onto us he's been skirtin round for 10 mins"

3) "dem fuckin blackjacks like to sneak up don't they? swift bastards"

"stop skumpin, blackjack 10 o'clock, bringin sausage rolls"

by +Fizza+ October 29, 2005

bluff

marijuana, pot, hash, ganja, weed...

"why da fuck am i so damn grogged?"
"you been sold some pure disco shit bluff my friend"

by +Fizza+ July 20, 2005

skumpin

kinda like dry humpin on the dancefloor

"me n Ash wer skumped to Beyonce at Claire's partay"

"woah woah nuff skumpin dat blackjack is wochin you!"

by +Fizza+ October 29, 2005

moving to Poland

to move private thing to safe place eg. moving porn files into a file called 'Poland'.

"gimme five, i'm just moving to Poland"

by +Fizza+ September 25, 2005

vomiticious

1) something that makes you wanna barf cept it'd be a waste of perfectly good puke (Mona Lisa Smile)

"positively vomiticious, Giselle"
"vomiticious squizzle made me reel, run out and heave ho"

by +Fizza+ November 23, 2005

shezoo

stuff to do, made from drawled "schedule"

"get your ass in gear, i got shezoo!"

by +Fizza+ August 29, 2005

shagsicle

someone who is really hot and uber fuckable

"Johnny Depp is the ultimo shagsicle"

"Aaron wishes you could be his shagsicle"

by +Fizza+ November 23, 2005