*The Boss*'s definitions

shifty

Word used to describe someone/something that's just...off. You can't put your finger on exactly what it is, but something about that person/thing is just disturbing/sketchy/suspicious/creepy/unsettling.

I don't think Janelle's innocent. I think she framed her roommate. She seems kinda shifty to me...

by *The Boss* November 26, 2009

State Chumps

1. A high school team (of any sport) that qualifies for the State Championship and acts as if they are God's gift to the world. They can usually be found bragging on Facebook or strutting around town wearing hoodies, sweats, t-shirts, and other articles of clothing with "STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS" written all over it. They are also blissfully unaware of the fact that spectators and a majority of their competitors find their attitude appalling. State chumps are the downfall of respectful competition.

2. Someone who wins a State Championship (individual or team title) and proceeds to broadcast it to the world. Usually someone who has won the title more than once and has become accustomed to wearing it on their sleeve.
Variations can include:
-League Chump(s)
-Conference Chump(s)
-District Chump(s)
-Regional Chump(s)
...the list goes on.

1.
Person 1: "Wow, the Northview cross country team is warming up in matching State hoodies. Were they State Champs?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just a bunch of state chumps."

2.
"I was getting SO sick of their bragging. I'm glad somebody finally beat those league chumps."

by *The Boss* November 26, 2009

fundie

A Fundamentalist. One who takes the Bible too literally. Some stories in the Bible are not true, they are only meant to prove a point. (Take creation for example. God did NOT create everything in 7 days and 7 nights...the story is there just so you understand that God created everything.)
Usually fundies are so extreme in their religious beliefs that they persecute others that do not believe the same way.

"A Bible in the hand of one man is sometimes more dangerous than a gun in the hand of another." -To Kill A Mockingbird

I hate it when fundies who support Bush are like "Pro-Bush, Pro-Christ, Pro-War, Pro-Life." How can you be both "Pro-War" and "Pro-Christ?"

by *The Boss* September 24, 2008

*67

The numbers you dial on a phone to make your call anonymous on caller ID. It costs 75 cents though.

We didn't want Joey to find out it was us prank calling him, so we used *67.

by *The Boss* September 6, 2008

band geek

Nerd who does nothing but band. Has no life and only hangs out with other band kids. These types of kids are made fun of at school (I wonder why...).

"Whatcha gonna do, band geek? Empty your spit valve on me??"

by *The Boss* September 6, 2008

BS

That card game that lil' kids play... damn that game lasts FOREVER!

I used to be the grand champ at BS

by *The Boss* September 6, 2008

Poop on a stick!

An exclamation used to replace "Oh crap!"

"Oh poop on a stick! I forgot my wallet."

by *The Boss* September 6, 2008