( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)'s definitions

Cockthritis

When your dick hurts so bad everyutime you get a boner

It sucks to have Cockthritis when you watch porn or see any hot girl/ass pic.

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 13, 2018

BrickerBot

A new type of malware that destroys devices. It is actually a new tyoe of BotNet attack.

Damnit, My Samsung got bricked by BrickerBot

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 12, 2017

Pussy diver

One who licks pussy juice by sticking their head into girl's vaginas.

Joe is a pussy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl's vaginas

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 16, 2017

Cummibalism

When horny people eat eachother's ejactulatory organs

The common type of cummibalism today is eating pussy ( ⚈╭͜ʖ╮⚈ )

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 18, 2017

juvanile detention

A place where bad kids go. If you continue to misbwhave in AEP, that's where you would go. Juvanile detention is a jail for kids, where you can be locked up. Juvanile detention is the worst place you can go. If you continued misbehaving, the freakin' aggressive cops would send you to a place where kids are torchured.

Guy: Where's by best friend?
Guy 2: Oh, i feel bad about him, he's in juvanile detention cuz he misbehaved in AEP. Still getting his class to laugh, so the fucking cops took him.
Guy: FUCK THE POLICE!
Guy 2: Yeah, don't trust those faggots

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) October 13, 2016

degree degree

How Google translate reads "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

Person 1: *types ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Google: Degree Degree

Person 1: Tf is that?

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) September 18, 2016

Nipple Insurance

The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.

Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!

Person 2: Wow

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017