Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021

Little timmy

A nickname for the pussy who works in your construction team

Hey Little Timmy, Get back to work!

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) October 31, 2020

Cummibalism

When horny people eat eachother's ejactulatory organs

The common type of cummibalism today is eating pussy ( ⚈╭͜ʖ╮⚈ )

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 19, 2017

gaytits

Gay porn where men rub their dicks against each other's nipples

Jan was so horny, he gave Ben gaytits

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 26, 2017

Cockthritis

When your dick hurts so bad everyutime you get a boner

It sucks to have Cockthritis when you watch porn or see any hot girl/ass pic.

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 07, 2018

retard

People who shit on you for doing/saying something unironically that was a trend in the past

(insert funny joke)

"XD"

"Dude stfu, it's 2021. Get your ass out of 2015."

"you're harshly criticizing everyone over the smallest shit you don't like, fucking retard."

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 29, 2021

Geerow

The guy who predicted Coronavirus through a YouTube Comment

"If this video gets 666 comments and this comment gets 666 likes, not hell but a deadly virus will invade earth next year"

Geerow... You Bastard!

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) November 16, 2020