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retard

People who shit on you for doing/saying something unironically that was a trend in the past
(insert funny joke)

"XD"

"Dude stfu, it's 2021. Get your ass out of 2015."

"you're harshly criticizing everyone over the smallest shit you don't like, fucking retard."
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021
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Immature

Edgy anti-furry and homophobic people in discord servers who post video game memes. They often use the bible to fight arguments.
Edgy guy: all furries are bad they fuck animals and are also pedos
Edgy guy: *posts a furry video with a violent reaction clip at the end*
Me: Grow up, You're immature.
*Innocent furry joins and says a word*
Edgy guy: you're a furry right?
Furry: yes, why?
Edgy guy: *starts insulting and harassing for no reason*
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) February 23, 2021
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Donterio

Guy: you ugly as hell

Donterio Hundon: Ey You don't know who i am boi?

Guy: Hell no

Donterio Hundon: Well you finna found out ya barbecue boi yo hair look like a shaved down Swiffer Duster lil uglyass boi
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 26, 2020
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Nipple Insurance

The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.
Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!

Person 2: Wow
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017
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Geerow

The guy who predicted Coronavirus through a YouTube Comment

"If this video gets 666 comments and this comment gets 666 likes, not hell but a deadly virus will invade earth next year"
Geerow... You Bastard!
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) November 16, 2020
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we live in a society troll

Unoriginal trolls that can be douchebags on the internet sometimes. They possess one or more of these characteristics such as:

-Associating themselves with Hitler or Nazis

-Hate LGBTQ, Furries, and people they find weird and sometimes bully them

-Are willing to bully you, ruin your day, or make a harsh comment if you say something personal and they don't know you

-They make jokes that piss more people off than they expect

-They have words such as "Cope", "Seethe", "Cry", or "Snowflake" in their vocabulary and sometimes use laughing acronyms in their internet battles
we live in a society troll: "You are cringe and gay and God will send you to hell"

Me: God doesn't like what you're doing and you are also in the wrong more than I am

we live in a society troll: Does not change the fact that you deserved a bad childhood. Cope
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) July 30, 2021
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Cummibalism

When horny people eat eachother's ejactulatory organs
The common type of cummibalism today is eating pussy ( ⚈╭͜ʖ╮⚈ )
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 18, 2017
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